SAM哥飾(shì(💭) )型格(gé )幹探(🥃)重案組梁SIR 調查案(🐼)(à(🌕)n )件，可(kě )能是一隻(💴)變(🖋)種兇獸攻擊(jī )人(💍)類，他要消滅兇(🍣)獸，拯(zhěng )救世(shì )界(🔊)(jiè(🈴) )
“假如音乐是爱情(✳)的(🐠)食(shí )粮，请(qǐng )继续(⏭)演奏吧！”以配乐(lè )著(🔴)(zhe )称并(bìng )为莎(🥚)士(🛒)比亚爱情喜(xǐ(⏱) )剧(🏜)《爱(🍜)(ài )的徒劳》及《爱的(💗)胜利(lì )》（即(jí )《无事(🍿)生非》）注入(🔋)无限(xiàn )活力(lì )的(💱)超(🗿)人(😍)气导演克里(lǐ(🆖) )斯(🎆)(sī )托弗(fú )•(🗨)拉斯康(🔰)贝（Christopher Luscombe）携创(😅)作团(tuán )队重(chóng )返(📜)埃(🕍)文河畔斯特拉福(🐘)(fú(🕓) )德的(de )皇家莎士比(🎖)亚剧团，执导(dǎ(🌁)o )莎翁另(lìng )一部滑(📖)稽(🔆)又心酸的(de )单相(xià(🌕)ng )思(🤗)(sī )爱情故事：
明(㊗)朝年间，兵部尚(shàng )书(📄)麾下的百户(😉)段(🚕)天昊为(wéi )查(chá(🌓) )出(➗)倭(🏖)(wō )寇与阉党勾结(🌄)销赃(zāng )的证据(jù )，加(🍫)入锦衣卫，几(😹)年来(lái )一(yī )直潜(🧠)(qiá(💶)n )藏(⭕)在太监总管张(🖨)公(😓)公身边(biān )。就(🎣)(jiù )在他(🐐)终于得到线(🤶)索(suǒ )，准备(bèi )与多(🌚)年(🎴)兄弟总旗苏子峪(➖)里(🍌)(lǐ )应外(wài )合抓住(🕠)犯人时，兵部(bù(🎁) )尚书(shū )刘大人得(🔄)到(👠)阉党利用倭寇(kò(🎒)u )陷(🔔)害福(fú )州知府的(📲)线报，并(bìng )派出(chū )段(🛏)(duàn )天昊的弟(🥈)弟(🏩)段天麟到倭(wō(🥑) )寇(😥)处(🀄)卧(wò )底。段天昊与(🍌)苏子峪只(zhī )得(dé )放(😼)弃(qì )到手的(🚦)功劳，前往(wǎng )福州(✴)，却(❔)不(💉)曾料到竟是一场(🏼)有(yǒu )去(qù )无(🏁)回(huí )的(㊗)凶险之旅。
玄(📒)门掌门江(jiāng )元为(👹)(wé(🍿)i )救元都百姓，牺牲(🤹)(shē(🍹)ng )自(zì )己将(jiāng )上古妖兽飞天神猪(👡)封印于(yú )其子(zǐ(⛪) )江(🐹)五山体内。此后二(😻)(è(🔔)r )十年(nián )，江五山在(💏)山村长大，却(què )因自小(xiǎo )长了一(👼)条(👇)猪尾巴，一直(zhí )被(📖)(bè(🚶)i )同村人视为怪胎(🍘)。某日(rì )，江五(wǔ )山被(🚲)同村人欺辱(🌎)，怒而(ér )变(biàn )猪头(🏭)(tó(🥨)u )，因(🙃)此被赶出山村(cū(🐧)n )。怀疑(yí )自己(🅿)撞邪的(👴)江五山前往(👐)(wǎng )元(yuán )都，寻找改(✉)变(🌅)自己之法。
Skilled at killing, but not so skilled at living, Sammy Cohen, a French and London-based assassin, accidentally kills his fiancé, who happens to be the daughter of an Israeli gangster. qiwan.cc Forced to flee, he ends up in Copenhagen, where he starts working with a former mercenary and together, they travel all over Europe, doing the dirty work on behalf of a rich industrialist.
这(zhè(🏪) )是(📃)一(yī )个发生在古镇酒楼(lóu )前(qiá(🤬)n )任账(zhàng )房先生身(📴)上(🚄)的故事。风六(liù )书(🥂)独(💄)(dú )自上路，赴京赶(👜)考。路上(shàng )结识了两个同样是进(🦇)京(🕰)赶(gǎn )考的(de )学(xué )子(🃏)：(♟)书香门第之后(hò(😄)u )薛梦(mèng )隐(yǐn )和武状(💙)元种子选手(💑)江牡(mǔ )虎，三(sān )人(🕘)气(🙋)味(🤷)相投决定结伴而(🛅)(ér )行(háng )。可(kě(🤙) )两人言(🔻)语之间一个(📮)(gè )比一个(gè )经验(📋)不(🔐)俗，一个比一个(gè(🙄) )厉(🏗)(lì )害。风六书无奈，为了维护自(zì(🗽) )己的(de )面子和尊严(😟)，也(🐙)为(wéi )了(le )不失(shī )去(🔺)这(🎷)两个“朋友”，他只(zhī(⛓) )好把(bǎ )自己在古镇酒楼时遇(yù(🎁) )到(👩)的(de )事，用另一个角(🍚)度(💉)重新编(biān )排了(le )一(👪)(yī )遍。两位朋友听闻(❣)(wén )之后(hòu )，对(😜)风六书肃然起敬(🍛)，甚(📕)(shè(👫)n )至连称(chēng )大哥。然(🎡)而这样的“编(🎅)(biān )排(pá(🐆)i )”又(yòu )会给风(🦏)六书惹来什(shí )么(😠)麻(🏣)烦(fán )呢？
一部集(🥂)悬(🔦)疑、犯罪(zuì )、喜剧(jù )三种元素(📋)为载体带有推理(🌠)(lǐ(🐧) )色彩(cǎi )的电影，讲(👋)述(❤)无良(liáng )律(lǜ )师、(👹)婚姻骗子、货车司机、杀(shā )手(🎹)雇(🔶)(gù )主以及变态厨(🎽)子(🕌)等几(jǐ )个不(bú )同(🕘)职业的小人物在一(🤯)个国(guó )道饭(🎫)(fàn )店(diàn )里展开一(🥗)系(🙁)列(🏁)啼笑(xiào )皆非(fēi )的(🛍)(de )罗生门生死斗。
志愿(📊)成(chéng )为摄影(🛁)(yǐng )师的肖恩（罗(🍴)伯(🏛)特·席(xí )安(ān ) Robert Sheehan 饰(🔺)）(👐)根本不想被死板的(de )工作束(shù )缚(🛥)。为了生计，他和狐(👴)(hú(🏉) )朋(péng )狗友(yǒu )德里(🚞)克(🥕)（Carlito Olivero 饰）靠偷盗为(🦅)生(shēng )，甚(shèn )至假扮餐厅门童开(kā(💻)i )客(🍈)(kè )人的(de )车到人家(🚮)家(💨)里盗窃。这一(yī )晚(🤕)，肖恩开着玛莎拉蒂(🐿)潜(qián )入一(yī(🌜) )个似乎是成功人(🕒)士(💽)的(🉐)家中(zhōng )。当(dāng )他(tā(⬜) )以为得手时，居然(rá(🎊)n )在对(duì )方(fā(🌺)ng )房间里发现一名(🆚)遭(🌷)受虐(nuè )待全身(shē(👪)n )被(🥖)捆绑起来的女子。原(yuán )来(lái )，那(nà(🔀) )个衣冠楚楚的男(🌷)人(🧞)(rén )凯尔（大卫·(🏼)田(🈚)纳特 David Tennant 饰）竟然(rá(😪)n )是(shì )冷血(xuè )残酷的虐待狂。
栗子(💼)致(👷)力(lì )于研(yán )究记(🐙)忆(🙁)交换技术，男(nán )友(🔶)钟(zhōng )瀚非常支持。科(🎋)学家白堂(tá(⤴)ng )武秘(mì )密研究克(👪)隆(💑)人(🎾)，却只(zhī )能搞(gǎo )出(🐍)没有灵魂的空壳，他(⏮)意(yì )识到(dà(🍃)o )记(jì )忆交换技术(🧦)是(⏭)他最(zuì )需要(yào )的(🍨)(de )。但(💡)栗子不愿与白堂武(wǔ )合作。白堂(🍡)武将钟瀚变成“白(🎿)(bá(🌯)i )痴(chī )”骗(piàn )栗子帮(😊)钟(🕡)瀚恢复情(qíng )感。钟(👥)(zhōng )瀚突然成了绑架反克隆(lóng )人(⬜)(ré(💴)n )专家(jiā )刘大明的(🔡)嫌(😖)疑犯。栗子试(shì )图(💩)帮(bāng )钟瀚洗冤，竟在(🏚)自(zì )家(jiā )发(👝)现(xiàn )刘大明尸体(⏸)。白(🖱)堂(🚒)武提出(chū )克隆(ló(🌻)ng )刘大明并植入记忆(🈹)。栗子(zǐ )勉强(💱)答应。栗子潜入白(📤)堂(❎)(táng )武实(shí )验(yàn )室(🤘)发(➗)现：真正的钟(zhōng )瀚(🗡)已(yǐ )死(sǐ )，现(🆔)在的钟瀚是白堂(🏊)武(🌒)(wǔ )的克隆(lóng )人。白(🕝)堂(😾)武利用记忆交(jiā(🥁)o )换(huàn )技术(shù )批量生产克隆人杀(🤖)(shā(㊙) )手。栗(lì )子和钟瀚(🚿)一(👧)起捣毁白堂(táng )武(😮)(wǔ )实验(yàn )室。两人逃(🔕)亡之际，钟瀚(🚱)(hàn )却将(jiāng )自己锁(😺)在(🤖)里(💈)面，随(suí )实(shí )验室(🔟)(shì )一起毁灭。数周后(🐊)栗子发(fā )现(📮)自(zì )己怀上钟瀚(🐳)的(😴)孩子，这让(ràng )她坚(🥥)强(🍴)地面对未来。
Brij Mohan (36), a hosiery shop owner in a busy Delhi market, desperately wants to change his life. He is fed up of his ball-crusher wife and mounting debts. In order to escape his wretched life, he changes his appearance and adopts a new identity as Amar Sethi, but ends up committing a botched up murder. He runs off with his young girlfriend, hopeful of making a new beginning. Instead, as luck would have it, he finds himself trapped in a web of his own Karma.
