This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

在贝鲁(🍩)(lǔ )特(📃)一(🚩)个街角的咖啡(fēi )店(diàn )二楼(🔻)，有(🏍)一面大大(dà )的转角窗(chuāng )和(📏)一(📰)台电视机，一(yī )位(wèi )78岁的退(🐾)(tuì(📑) )伍将军和一位81岁的(de )退(tuì )伍(👷)军(🚬)医(yī(🍈) )每天早上都会在这(zhè(📶) )里(🏉)(lǐ )碰(🚸)面，看着街角车(chē )来人往(💣)，做着(🔗)填字游戏，以(yǐ )此(cǐ )对抗(🎮)阿(ā(🐀) )茨海默综合症。伴(bàn )随(suí(🈯) )两位(🆙)老(🛄)人的玩笑和字谜，咖(kā(🌶) )啡馆(🍶)的(🈹)顾客纷纷登(dēng )场。本片(👄)(piàn )用(🤸)发(🔭)生在一个社会(huì )小(xiǎo )角落(🤟)16天(😧)(tiān )之内的一系列事件(jiàn )，四(🍩)两(🙄)拨千斤地讨论(lùn )了人生、(👈)政(😼)治、历史等话题(tí )；通过(😢)单(🏊)(dān )场(🙄)景多幕剧的结构(gòu )让(rà(⏺)ng )人感(🧔)受(shòu )到老人们的孤独，以(💐)(yǐ )及(🐸)疾病带来的苦涩(sè )，同时(🔓)映(yì(😖)ng )射(🚻)出黎巴嫩暴力事(shì )件(❓)(jiàn )肆(🎥)虐(🎾)的(de )现状。以小见大，令(lì(😈)ng )人回(🤕)味(🦍)(wèi )。

都说男人一有钱就(👽)(jiù )变(💞)坏(🎙)，女人一变坏(huài )就有钱，这句(🍈)话(🌹)用在张宝文(wén )和(hé )他的秘(👮)(mì(🦊) )书身上绝对合适。张(zhāng )宝文(🎨)原(🍤)本有一个非(fēi )常好的前(qiá(🍽)n )程(🐼)和家(🏍)庭，但是他(tā )却不珍惜(xī(🛤) )，与自(🧞)己的秘书走(zǒu )到(dào )了一(🍧)起(qǐ(🐼) )。这一段办公室的(de )恋(liàn )情(㊙)导致(🆕)了(🤬)张宝文在(zài )事业上和(♏)(hé )家(👎)庭(🐁)上彻底破碎。秘(mì )书的(〽)贪(tā(😽)n )婪(📈)最终落到过街老(lǎo )鼠(👐)(shǔ )人(♏)人(🚣)喊(hǎn )打的地步。当张宝文(wé(🍍)n )重(🍞)新回归家庭的时(shí )候，一个(👖)(gè(🔆) )熟悉的面孔站在了(le )门(mén )口(🍕)挡(🥨)住(zhù )了他的视线。

Naples, Achille Tarallo, bus driver and father of three, implements his modest income by singing at weddings. He's part of a trio, along with his two inseparable friends Cafe and Pennabic. ......

又到(dào )了(🧓)(le )年(🔧)末，阿(🗼)呆和阿瓜(guā )像所有人(ré(😛)n )一样(👟)，开始为圣诞(dàn )节及新年(💞)(nián )PARTY做(📉)准备，但是，作(zuò )为(wéi )这个(🔘)世(shì(👎) )界(🖤)上动手能力最强(qiáng )的(📓)(de )小发(😭)明(📽)家，怎么能(néng )跟普通人(🤳)(rén )一(🔪)样(🍗)来装扮自己的(de )院(yuàn )子(✂)和房(🚐)(fá(💈)ng )子呢？于是，两个(gè )好(hǎo )朋(🍚)友(🔦)开(kāi )动脑筋，对自己的家(jiā(✖) )展(🛬)开了不一样的改(gǎi )造，当然(🛹)(rá(🗒)n )，他们也没有忘记(jì )帮(bāng )自(🖊)己(⏬)的(de )好(⏩)朋友选一件“最(zuì )好(hǎo )的(♿)礼物(🕊)”。

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

盘古开天辟地之(zhī )时在(🐦)昆仑(🐊)山丢下一(yī )颗种子，这颗(🚴)种子(🐢)吸(🌜)收天地(dì )之(zhī )精华结(👈)(jié )出(🎁)一(♑)颗神果。传说(shuō )得(dé )到(💬)神果(🆚)就(🔤)拥有盘古(gǔ )之力，顿(dùn )时三(🐬)界(🏂)之内的神魔(mó )都(dōu )来争夺(🖖)(duó(🏀) )，可惜神果让一头(tóu )法(fǎ )力(💠)无(🥙)边(biān )的神兽看管着…

马云(🐵)(yú(🥤)n )是马姓裴满氏家族(zú )的最(🔅)后(🔹)一(yī(✴) )代贵族，因其第十(shí )三(sā(😵)n )房姨(🐢)太(tài )所生之子［马十三(😣)(sān )］(🍤)天生力大无穷，生惹是非(🆔)，被马(🎠)云(👼)忍痛送往武(wǔ )馆“无双(🛩)(shuāng )馆(🐔)”学(🏺)习攻守之道(dào )。